Tha Carter 3.1

So it's inevitable that people out there in the Humanity 2.0 web of deceit are going to start creating their own custom versions of Lil' Wayne's Tha Carter 3; between all of the false leaks of the album over the past year and a half to all of mixtapes, to the officially-released EP from late '07, there's about a milli (pun intended - pun intended!) songs floating around. While it's an outstanding record by any measure, and specifically one of the better rap records mainstream or undie of the past several years, there are some real clunkers on the final released version of Tha Carter III, so it's only natural that alternate fan-created versions are going to start appearing. Here's mine - let's call it Tha Carter 3.1, with a mild nod to the Windows 3.1 that I grew up with.

1. "I'm me" - from Tha Leak, this is a perfect album opener that sets the tone for everything to come...it essentially introduces the record and the tone of the record, and acts as a brilliant opening statement. It replaces "3peat," which feels like an inferior re-working of this song to begin with).

2. "Mr. Carter" - album version. No problems here, and continues the flow. I'm me...who am I? I'm Mr. Carter!'

3. "Talkin' about it" - from Tha Leak, this continues the pomp and pageantry of the record's opening salvo of self-definition, boasting, and declaration, looking back a little bit at where Wayne comes from and who he's become.

4. "A Milli" - album version. Straight battle rhymes with a mixtape vibe. He's spent three tracks telling us how great he is, and now he flexes.

5. "Kush" - from various mixtapes and also on Tha Leak. Lighthearted but celebratory stoner jam moves us into classic Wayne weed ventilator territory, and a perfect summer jam for a record that ultimately came out in June. Endless quotables here and cross-references with later tracks..."Keep a bandana like a ninja turtle/I'm like a turtle when I sip the purple." And who can STOP saying "Captain Crunch, these niggas is froot loops!" after hearing this?

6. "Phone Home" - album version. "We are not the same, I am a martian." Goes from the weed and sizzurp of "Kush" into straight outer space with the album's sleeper hit.

7. "I feel like dying" - from several mixtapes. Seems like a mixtape throwaway, but added to the album creates the perfect hangover and low to finish out the drug trilogy of "kush" and "phone home." Also brings things down a notch for the first time - "tie my hands" will do this again later. Remember when records has peaks and valleys?

8. "Dr. Carter" - album version. Not my favorite "concept" track, but I'm a sucker for Axelrod's "Holy Thursday" whenever it makes an appearance in any form. And besides, who do you call when you feel like dying? Dr. Carter!

9. "Prostitute Flange" - from mixtapes, and while I've also seen it appear as "Prostitute Fling," I like "Prostitute Flange" because it sounds like a Pere Ubu song title and there's some nice flanger on this track. A true love ballad as only Weezy could twist it, and its inclusion gives the record more sonic and emotional nuance.

10. "Comfortable" - album version. The perfect response and chaser to "Prostitute's" declaration of unconditional love. I'm not the biggest fan of Kenny's 00's work, but it works here.

11. "Tie my hands" - album version. Robin Thicke's embarrassing blue-eyed moans almost knock this off of the record, but it provides another quiet interlude and an emotional interlude and sets up the New Orleans stuff for...

12. "Gossip" - from Tha Leak and live at the BET awards. Probably Wayne's strongest and most emphatic moment to date, and I was shocked that it didn't make it to the final version of the album. Raw, emotional, angry, and riding on that gorgeous, tense, and epic beat. "Stop!"

13. "La La La" - from various mixtapes. Not to be confused with the final album's David Banner throwaway "La La," this is an incredibly breezy and nostalgic moment drifting on a languid piano loop and some gorgeous vocals. Completes the "New Orleans Trilogy" of "tie my hands" and "gossip" with a fond look back.

14. "Lollipop" - album version. No real commentary needed, other than that having "lollipop" on the album singlehandedly allows the user to remove inferior club capitulations like "got money."

15. "Mrs. Officer" - album version. Song of the year? Continuing from the sex rap hilarity of "lollipop," Wayne rewrites Prince's "Lady Cab Driver" and forever changes how we hear the phrase "fuck the police."

16. "Let the Beat Build" - album version. Bringing things in for a triumphant close, this is part one - the celebration.

17. "Love me or hate me" - from Tha Leak. The final declaration and the perfect bookend to "I'm me." I'm me...here's who I am. Here's why. Now love me or hate me."

Episode 5 is up. Cleaning out the closet, the best song not on the new Weezer record, plus a 10-minute house workout and the greatest album opener in recorded history.

All our Noise

Life After Records is now proudly syndicated over at All Our Noise! Go there, check out the site, and you can stream LARP episodes right from your browser instead of having to download them. Cool! New episodes will be posted to this blog and will appear over there in a significantly prettier and more user-friendly form.

Also, as a bonus, here's the first episode ever, which was only really shared with friends and wasn't mass-circulated. Flashback!

Episode One - get it before it expires!

New episode coming this Friday. Memorial day, you know.

I'm really getting into the new Boris, Smile, Japan version. Boris are a band that I never found as interesting as everyone else , mainly because their sludge just seemed like Melvins/Earth rehash and their pretty seemed like cookie-cutter MBV'isms. But Smile is really turning my crank with the big pop hooks, the great pysch touches, and the Stoogesy rocking out at times. Cohesive! Expect to hear me say all of this almost verbatim in Friday's episode.

Also listening to new Zorn (The Dreamers), that recent M83, The Trees' Christian-pysch classic The Christ Tree, Nilsson's Flash Harry, a lot of Ghostbox stuff, Chris (Carter) and Cosey (Fanni-Tutti)'s Trance, Patty Waters on Esp-Disk, old Tom Waits, new Matmos, Laura Nyro, and Panic at the Disco. Totally not joking about that last one.

Go here and fill your pockets while you can. See you Friday.

Episode 4

http://www.mediafire.com/?yexbrdimvc0

Plus some exciting news if you stick it out to the end! This week's episode is creepy and pure pop for now people at the same time.

Heritage, not hate

Episode 3 is here like Revenge of the Sith.

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The new Mount Eerie record, Black Wooden Ceiling Opening, arrived in the mail today!

No new episode this week - I'm too busying playing Grand Theft Auto IV to record one and you're too busy playing it to listen. Back next Tues, promise.

Inaugural!

Starting with this show, I'm going to use this blog as the main page for info on the podcast!

Episode 2 is here!

http://www.mediafire.com/?a15gzkjdd2m

Errata: I said "In the Red Records" when I was thinking about Horizontal Action. HOWEVER, Jay Reatard did release stuff on In the Red, which is based somewhere else. DUH ALSO Jay is from Memphis and not Knoxville and I am never recording the show again before I've had coffee and before I'm awake.